The Horribly and Unfair Way this Country treats their (they're? there?) BEST

(Random reflections under the influence)

I stepped into the kitchen and, let me tell you, it was a big kitchen, and I said, wow, what a big kitchen this is, probably the biggest kitchen in the world, and the man who was probably the cook said, look at this chicken, we are preparing it for lunch. And I looked at the chicken and it was dead, very sad, but also huge and tremendous, probably the biggest chicken the world had ever seen. And you know what? I would have preferred a girl cook with a large white chest, and this cook looked gay, and no one remembers, but I love the gays, I have always loved the gays, and they love me, they make some good dishes, and this guy was black, to boot. So, I say to this guy, you did a great job, I bet this chicken died like a dog and cried when you killed it; it was a cry-baby chicken, wasn’t it? Boo-hoo-hoo, don’t take my feathers, I’m so scared, but the black guy, he said no, he did not kill the chicken, he was the chef, and he needed me to get started on the potatoes. He sure as hell didn’t look like any chef I had ever seen, a crook more like it, and he didn’t laugh at my joke. It was a very funny joke, I’m a very funny man, the funniest, everyone agrees. And then – get this- he pointed to a pile of dirt and said it again: Get started on the potatoes, Sonny. Chop-chop, or it’s back to laundry duty. Frankly, I was stumped. Wow, what a nasty man! The nastiest. Can you believe this nasty man? The terrible, horrible, lying, lame-stream media put me in this fix. And that nasty black lady, who was, at most, a four. And, people forget this, but nobody has done more for the blacks than I have, nobody. I looked at the pile of dirt, and let me tell you, it looked nothing like potatoes, not like any potatoes I’ve ever seen, but being very smart, I figured the ‘Chef’ wanted me to clean these ‘potatoes’ and chop them? Very nasty and so rude, a disaster. As is laundry duty, which is possibly worse, the absolute worst.

Unimaginable what’s happened to this country. When I get out, I have some questions for China, it’s a disgrace. I’ll give all the black jobs to brown people, and make Mexico pay for the chickens.